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Monday, March 9, 2015
“THE
ATTACK OF THE FIRE NATION AND JABALAHUT MONSTER”
Once
upon a time, lived two children named zanetti mollusk and derek pulmonary, they
experimented with landlady eyelashes, knight’s armpit hair and the most
disgusting thing is dora the explorer doll, suddenly from the combination of
all – objects that form a strange four eyed monster with two nostrills that
look’s like a pony-eating beast named horseline, and the three of them
became friends forever
One day, a monster emerges from water of the
pacific name jabalahut , as high as the mahameru mountain and powerfull as a
world war-5 cruise ship, he was angry and than the monster want’s to attack the
whole universe without any reason
On the other hand, the fire nation attack and
burned all the wemen’s laundry of kebon sirih village that was hang on the
clothesline, and the burning made the wemen of kebon sirih village very angry
And than the wemen merges into a giant robot that are equipped with a pan cannon
that is covered with semur oil and dish washing water, they attack the fire
nation blindly that ultimatly assasinated the leader of the fire nation army,
the fire nation retreated after their leader was no more
The death of the fire nation leader made the
fire nation angry and then they went to pacific ocean to attach a brain
controlling mask for the jabalahut monster
Knowing this evil plot, zanetti, derek, and
the wemen of the kebon sirih village united to train to do their laundry and
played tic tac toe to bulit up their chemistry
On Monday 24 june 2050, the fire nation
attacked again with jabalahut monster controlled by breketek commander and then
their path blocked by diry clothes plus the super fart attack by horseline
Jabalahut monster and all of the fire nation
army was died, finally the world back to normal in peace
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
"Cat
Pooping kittens"
One night, i was going
to pray at a mosque with my brother and my dad, after we pray, i found a cat in front of mosque, the cat was small, i
pet the cat and than i went home, but, the cat was following me home and than i
decided i will take care of the little cat and i carry the cat home using a tin
cloth. and i named it greepy.
I took care of the cat
for quite long time, the cat was really happy that i took care of it, and than
one day, greepy went outside for a while and came home pregnant, knowing that i
was going to get kittens i was really happy, because it was pregnant i gave it
more attention.
On night i looked my
cat and tought it was going to poop, and i saw the poop is not going out, i
thought the cat was constipated so i try to help it poop by using a leaf but
than it was not pooping but it was giving birth to 3 kittens i was
surprised because i thought it was
pooping and than i took care my cat and its 3 kittens, and i them names gree,
cato and ossy
Couple months later my
dad said that i must release the cats because they were very smelly, so i put
them in large cardboard box and i put the box in front of the same mosque that
i found them .but i decided to kept ossy but than he ran away, that was my sad
experience my friends.
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