“THE ATTACK OF THE FIRE NATION AND JABALAHUT MONSTER”

Once upon a time, lived two children named zanetti mollusk and derek pulmonary, they experimented with landlady eyelashes, knight’s armpit hair and the most disgusting thing is dora the explorer doll, suddenly from the combination of all – objects that form a strange four eyed monster with two nostrills that look’s like a pony-eating beast named horseline, and the three of them became friends forever

   One day, a monster emerges from water of the pacific name jabalahut , as high as the mahameru mountain and powerfull as a world war-5 cruise ship, he was angry and than the monster want’s to attack the whole universe without any reason

  On the other hand, the fire nation attack and burned all the wemen’s laundry of kebon sirih village that was hang on the clothesline, and the burning made the wemen of kebon sirih village very angry

  And than the wemen merges into a giant  robot that are equipped with a pan cannon that is covered with semur oil and dish washing water, they attack the fire nation blindly that ultimatly assasinated the leader of the fire nation army, the fire nation retreated after their leader was no more

  The death of the fire nation leader made the fire nation angry and then they went to pacific ocean to attach a brain controlling mask for the jabalahut monster

  Knowing this evil plot, zanetti, derek, and the wemen of the kebon sirih village united to train to do their laundry and played tic tac toe to bulit up their chemistry

  On Monday 24 june 2050, the fire nation attacked again with jabalahut monster controlled by breketek commander and then their path blocked by diry clothes plus the super fart attack by horseline

  Jabalahut monster and all of the fire nation army was died, finally the world back to normal in peace 

"Cat Pooping kittens"

   One night, i was going to pray at a mosque with my brother and my dad, after we pray, i found  a cat in front of mosque, the cat was small, i pet the cat and than i went home, but, the cat was following me home and than i decided i will take care of the little cat and i carry the cat home using a tin cloth. and i named it greepy.

   I took care of the cat for quite long time, the cat was really happy that i took care of it, and than one day, greepy went outside for a while and came home pregnant, knowing that i was going to get kittens i was really happy, because it was pregnant i gave it more attention.

   On night i looked my cat and tought it was going to poop, and i saw the poop is not going out, i thought the cat was constipated so i try to help it poop by using a leaf but than it was not pooping but it was giving birth to 3 kittens i was surprised  because i thought it was pooping and than i took care my cat and its 3 kittens, and i them names gree, cato and ossy

Couple months later my dad said that i must release the cats because they were very smelly, so i put them in large cardboard box and i put the box in front of the same mosque that i found them .but i decided to kept ossy but than he ran away, that was my sad experience my friends.